here's a quote from allistair penney, an arsonist, a stripper, and an alleged british spy:
"i was in a bad mood. the sky was grey and it started to rain. suddenly i saw a mercedes. it was so old so to cheer myself up i decided to set the tire on fire."
i fucking LOVE this quote. i don't know why i find it so hilariously awesome, but i just do. i laughed for maybe ten minutes after i read it.
but seriously, when i grow up, i want to be a pyromaniac stripper who may or may not be a british spy.
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